Monday, October 19, 2009


I'd like to inform you that I suspect I have an ingrown nose hair, and I have no idea how to deal with it.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Consider me a fan.

Am I like the last one on the planet to learn that the Richmond Braves are no more and there's now the Richmond Flying Squirrels? In any event, awesome.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Oh man, ew.

It would be supes gross if you had lice to walk up to someone shouting, "Say hello to my little friends!" while rubbing your head in that person's direction. Supes gross.

Friday, October 09, 2009


Hey! I thought of a joke. Works better in spoken form, but here you go:

Q: Why aren't dogs welcome at social events?
A: Because they got faux pas.