Achoose Wheat Bread

I was getting a sandwich at a deli today, and as the very nice lady from the deli handed me my lunch, she said, "And don't forget to get a drink to go with that, so you don't get the hiccups."

I laughed and said thanks and headed on my way. Once in the car, I kept cracking myself up with the idea of a bunch of angry customers calling in. "YOUR GODDDAMN SANDWICHES GAVE ME THE MOTEHREFUCKING HICCUPS!!!" And that leading to a new company policy that all sandwich orders are to be accompanied by the suggestion of a drink, so as to avoid hiccups.

I should not find this nearly as funny as I do.