Monday, November 16, 2009

I won't stop believin', Doc. Promise.

The best part about getting my wisdom tooth out was asking the dentist, "So, is this Journey track playing in the background supposed to be inspirational or make me think of the last Sopranos episode?"

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Elephant in a small room.

Some Admittedly, very few of you have asked: "What's the deal with this year's CD swap?"

I guess I should call Ryan. Or he could blog (ahem) about it.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Ow.

I'd like to inform you that I suspect I have an ingrown nose hair, and I have no idea how to deal with it.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Consider me a fan.

Am I like the last one on the planet to learn that the Richmond Braves are no more and there's now the Richmond Flying Squirrels? In any event, awesome.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Oh man, ew.

It would be supes gross if you had lice to walk up to someone shouting, "Say hello to my little friends!" while rubbing your head in that person's direction. Supes gross.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Woof

Hey! I thought of a joke. Works better in spoken form, but here you go:

Q: Why aren't dogs welcome at social events?
A: Because they got faux pas.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Rotten Tricks

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Even though you may have thought potatoes seem never to go bad, they can go bad, and when they go bad, they go BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

If you want to extract revenge from someone at a several-months-long remove, conceal well a bag of potatoes in that person's house or car.