Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Oh, The Hate

I am aware that snapping turtles are called "snapping" turtles because they are known to, in fact, snap at people's fingers and toes and protruding appendages. I am also aware that this would probably hurt, and maybe become a hindrance in your daily WPM average, or in your ability to kill it in Easter thumb wrestling parties. I was not aware that when I told people I saw a snapping turtle near the vineyard after a heavy rainfall, the first thing they would ask is, "Did you kill it? Why not? Is it dead?"


Blogger Stanley said...

It might be the photo, but that thing looks huge. How big was it? And why the hate, people? I assure you: you can outrun and/or overcome a turtle.

3/6/11 8:43 AM  
Anonymous Ryan said...

It was the size of a large watermelon. Or, a small boulder. Or, a very large rock.

Large watermelon.

3/6/11 2:24 PM  
Anonymous Moby Hick said...


3/6/11 4:03 PM  

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