Verbatim

Money quotes (in no particular order):

• "I feel bad for the first time in my life."
  --Caroline
  
  
• "I would date anything that walks."
  --Jon Blaze
  
  
• "You just gossiped about the quality of somebody's potato salad."
  --Ryan
  
  
• "Man, my ass is so sweaty. Literally, I was standing and my boxers froze to my butt."
  --Jon Blaze
  
  
• "I just want to see people ice-dance."
  --Thom
  
  
• "I got communijty service at 4:00 . . . "
  --Jon Blaze
  
  
• "Tot-ology."
  --Beth
  
  
• "If I were a girl, I'd let R. Kelly pee on me."
  --Jon Blaze
  
  
• "I think the energy we add will affect the taste . . . in a sugary way."
  --Ryan
  
  
• "I've had sex with ten women---some of them more than once."
  --Jon Blaze
  
  
• "My dad loves Sparks."
  --Laine
  
  
• Jordan: "What about eggs?"
  Jon Blaze: "I've tried it, dude. It doesn't work."
  
  
• Stanley: "So you think little kids are like retarded adults?"
  Dana: " Yeah, basically . . ."
  
  
• "I like organic stuff. It makes me feel happy about the planet."
  --Thom
  
  
• "I should have just crapped in my panini."
  --Dana
  
  
• "How long ago did you make me start responding to you?"
  --Thom
  
  
• Stanley: "Hey, he'll do it."
  Jon Blaze: "I'll do anything . . ."