General Pick Up
Today has been ruckus. Chock full of phone calls about last night's fight (which I mostly don't remember, so there is no point in asking, but I do have this strange, purple mark on my lower back, and my right elbow is sore) and lots of phone calls about the hitchhiking hippies that I picked up because I thought they might have funny drugs (they didn't, but they were in the news today because, apparently, they had kidnapped a young couple a few weeks back, and everybody called to tell me that they'd been caught and yes, I gave kidnapping hitchhiking hippies a ride to 7-11, and no, nothing bad happened.) They seemed nice at the time. A guy and a girl, fairly young, very crunchy. We talked about music and Charlottesville. Then I dropped them off.
Anyway, because of last night's events today has been ruckus with phone calls, which is new to me, because generally nobody ever calls me because generally I never bother to pick up.
Bonus note: I am still flying high because Beth told me I was svelte.
Anyway, because of last night's events today has been ruckus with phone calls, which is new to me, because generally nobody ever calls me because generally I never bother to pick up.
Bonus note: I am still flying high because Beth told me I was svelte.
posted by Ryan at 20:49
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I guess we have the first installment of Ryan's Made-Up Stories.
I can't wait for chapter two!
Yeah, that's totally made up because who the heck would call you "svelte?" Not that you aren't, but really, "svelte?" Sheesh.
Post Script: muscle relaxant + booze = pure pleasure (aka chilalaxiness)
ahhhh.
or am I making that up?
Actually, the "svelte" part is true. Beth called me svelte. But I think it was a nicer way of saying I'm too skinny.
Indeed, I did call him svelte...gracefully slender
For some reason I felt compelled to remind you that it's Bernieres and that:
muscle relaxants + booze = compulsion to remind you of the author you forgot earlier
ah yes. and by svelte I assume Beth meant gracefully skinny rather than too slender.
both of which you are
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