Relative Deprivation
Co-worker: [examining paycheck] Dammit! The government took $3,000!
Stanley: [wryly] Well, they have to pave the roads and stuff...
Co-worker: Yeah, whatever.
Stanley: At the risk of being rude, what was the gross pay on that check?
Co-worker: Seven.
Stanley: [vomits]
Stanley: [wryly] Well, they have to pave the roads and stuff...
Co-worker: Yeah, whatever.
Stanley: At the risk of being rude, what was the gross pay on that check?
Co-worker: Seven.
Stanley: [vomits]
posted by Stanley at 12:06
2 Comments:
why does the government have to punish success?
Because, t(h)om, if they punished failure, there'd be no one to recieve the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Silly goose.
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