Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Le Pew

ACT I
Scene I

[A Belmont bungalow; late afternoon on a weekday; a virile and attractive young Stanley sits reading the paper at the dining room table. Offstage but audible, Beth fumbles with varying objects, clearly in a bathroom.]

Beth: Whew! That one stunk!
Stanley: [coughs]

[Curtain.]

Fin.

3 Comments:

Blogger Anneth said...

Maybe you could add some audible flatulence too?

25/5/06 4:27 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

I can neither confirm nor deny whether 'twas an actual, ahem, fart.

25/5/06 5:26 PM  
Blogger heidi said...

http://www.gnome-fest.net/

25/5/06 8:51 PM  

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