Oh, Mother

Phone conversation with the Mom:

Stanley's Mom: And then I'm going to do Wal-Mart.
Stanley: The whole store?!
Stanley's Mom: Yep. While your Father does Ukrop's.
Stanley: Well that sounds much more conservative.
Stanley's Mom: I've always been the wild one...

{ed. note: I'm trying a new format for conversation posting. Unlike the post below, I'm attempting Ryan's method. I think I prefer it.}