Thursday, May 31, 2007

With a Dragon Net!

I've shied away from thinking about the whole Creationist Museum story, as it makes me writhe and shudder with such palpitating vigor that I fear a myocardial infarction is imminent. But this?

"The Bible talks about dragons. We believe dragon legends had a basis in truth . . . We like to say, ‘You’ve captured them for evolution, and we’re going to take them back.’"
My head. Just. Exploded.

3 Comments:

Blogger knittycat said...

yeah... we're pretty much exploded head buddies now... freaky how determined some people will take their beliefs. makes me glad to be myself and not one of those sheep... though i do love sheep.

31/5/07 10:34 PM  
Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

I can dig that -- take back the dragons! Chinese dragon myths are based on fossil skulls found in the middle ages, is my understanding -- I don't know how that relates to western dragon myths. How do you show "the boy is looking at pornography on a computer" without showing porn images? Is there just a lable on the screen that says "pornography"?

1/6/07 10:41 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Well, porn is something you know when you see it, so you infer from the blank screen that porn would be there if you saw it, which would be bad, and then God sends a magical elf to clean the monitor and the little boy's offended eyes. With a laser.

4/6/07 10:23 AM  

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