Thursday, July 24, 2008

I Read About This In US Weekly, But It Didn't Sink In

Ryan, to Co-worker: That's a pretty high-tech water bottle you're drinking from.
Co-worker: Yeah. I have four.
Ryan: Four?
Co-worker: One for the drive to work. One for before lunch. One for the afternoon. One for the drive home.
Ryan: It looks expensive.
Co-worker: What do you use?
Ryan: I just keep refilling the same plastic bottle.
Co-worker: You're going to die. I'm surprised you're not dead already.

5 Comments:

Blogger Stanley said...

I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around needing four refillable water bottles, when said co-worker works at a location that must—by the very nature of the work done there—have quite potable water.

25/7/08 10:09 AM  
Anonymous t(h)om said...

did he mean that he drinks and refills the *same* bottle four times?

it is important to stay adequately hydrated.

25/7/08 1:22 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Stan: Our water is salt sanitized, de-ionized, and filtered with UV lights. It is the very best in VA tap water.

T(h)om: my co-worker owns four (4) separate yet identical water bottles. They are Swiss. Made in China.

25/7/08 6:43 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

They are Swiss. Made in China.

FAIL.

25/7/08 7:32 PM  
Blogger heidi nicole said...

dear stanley (and heck anybody who has ample internet time during the day) if you would like to contribute to another blog, there is one i started at cinnaminimalists.blogspot.com it's got a rotating weekly theme, but besides that is just up for anything interesting y'all have got up your respective figurative sleeves. PROST, hope all you charlottesvillians are well.

27/7/08 10:59 PM  

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