Everything's coming up bathroom

I write to report on great advances in bathroom-odor-control technology. I've now visited three different gast-station bathrooms in Pennsylvania, Vermont, and New York—bathrooms that were filthy, their toilets urine-filled and disgusting. But! these bathrooms all smelled like flower shops, featuring an almost-overwhelming bouquet of rose-scented aromas. It was downright enjoyable to piss in these places, and while I'm suspicious of any chemical that can cover what must've been the natural smell of such bathrooms, I look forward to more encounters with floral-scented shitholes.

Also: apparently I was sleepwalking last night, per Jonny Blaze. I fell asleep on a pair of shoes in front of the refrigerator.