Teh Saccharine

I've a nasty penchant for getting sweet, sugary pop songs stuck in my head, a tendency I attribute to growing up hypoglycemic—it's pernicious and detrimental to my character, but it's right there, waiting to KILL MY INSIDES.

So sitting near the new co-worker who plays a top-twenty satellite-radio station all day long, it's all that I can do not to get off work with these damn songs as a constant soundtrack to the rest of my day:

Plain White T's - "Hey There Delila"

and

Boys Like Girls - "The Great Escape"

Send help! I may not make it through the week.