Sunday, August 05, 2007

Joke's On Me

Attempting to calculate my approximate conception date (because, you know, one should do such things), it occurred to me that I was likely conceived in April, 1981. (I subtracted ten months from February, 1982, because I was a month late.) Which suggested that my entire existence might have been predicated on some strange April Fool's joke. ("ha! no, i didn't put on a condom/take my birth control! ha!")

But then I realized that I had miscounted, and, in reality, I was likelier to have been sexed-in, as it were, in May. Also, my parents are Catholic and did not, to my knowledge, use the ol' contraceptions. So really, my entire though experiment was ill-gotten from the get-go.

4 Comments:

Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

I was likelier to have been sexed-in, as it were, in May

So it could have been kind of an International Socialism kind of thing -- perhaps your parents were out carousing on May Day with the members of their cell, came back home and fell into bed together.

5/8/07 7:42 PM  
Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

(Oh and according to Wolfson, the verb is not "sexed-in" but "fucked-up".)

5/8/07 7:43 PM  
Blogger Ben Wolfson said...

sexed-in

You mean fucked up.

7/8/07 4:58 PM  
Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

Wha?

7/8/07 7:08 PM  

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