Monday, May 12, 2008

I did it for science

Based on my own empirical research, I wanted to share some findings. You see, it turns out, if you allow your coolant to run completely out, then your engine will stop running—even when you're driving!

Additionally, I have discovered that I really, really enjoy power steering, and that turning a coasting car into a parking space without power steering really fucking blows.

Join me again next time on Mindblowing Shit from the Forefront of Scientific Research.


Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

your engine will stop running—even when you're driving!

Highly paradoxical this, since once your engine stops running, you are not driving. So there's that moment of singularity where you are both driving and not-driving, like schroedinger's cat except without the mortality. Hope your engine was not overly damaged by the experience.

13/5/08 2:08 PM  
Blogger bitchphd said...

Nice job, dummy.

13/5/08 10:25 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Yeah, yeah. Keep it coming. I'm aware I deserve the mockery.

13/5/08 10:26 PM  
Blogger Ben Wolfson said...

Stanley does it for science.

13/5/08 11:58 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

I imagine that link makes your engine overheat, as it were, Benjamin?

14/5/08 11:10 PM  
Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

(Insert image of Stanley imagining Ben's engine overheating)

16/5/08 1:21 PM  

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