Role Model

I strive to influence my friends and consorts, most notably in the area of wit and humor, deeming myself a superior judge in these areas, even if said friends and consorts inform me that I am amusing precisely ten percent of the time. Fools, the lot of them.

So it is with pride that I report Boobers' progress—he's wearing his punderwear with estimable panache:

Me: Does that person's forehead seem unusually large?
Boobers: Looks more like a five-head.

I applaud you, good sir.