Mirrors: They Break
I'm not a luck-based person. So I'm not overwhelmingly concerned that I tripped (while de-pants-ing) and fell backwards into this mirror in my room. But boy howdy did the clean-up suck. Try to avoid doing that.
posted by Stanley at 02:50
4 Comments:
You should watch out! A dickhead roommate of mine once broke a good quantity of glass (several beer bottles, I believe) on my bedroom floor. Despite his (purportedly) best efforts, several shards evaded his attempts at a clean up and found their way into the sole of my bare foot. As far as I know, there's no superstition attached to breaking bottles of beer, so I'd be doubly diligent in your search for shards. Might I suggest an [spam]investment in Dyson(TM)'s Root Cyclone(R) technology. It picks up what other vacuum cleaners leave behind[/spam].
In closing, I'd also like to comment on the fact that you took a picture of a broken mirror. To post about it on a blog. Your only consolation should be that I took the time to comment on said posting.
I, good sir, blame your goddamned macrowave. Piece of antiquated junk.
I think you mean that you are not a *graceful* person. Or were you drunk?
I submit that you are suggesting a false dilemma, for I can both lack grace and be drunk simultaneously. QED, and shit.
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