And Then We Had a Spider Funeral
Spider update: it turns out that theory about the female's egg sacs needing a male to come by and fertilize 'em? Yeah, we were wrong:
Quoth dijonbray: "Spider babies?! FUCK. THAT."
Time to go, buckaroo. Sorry. In hindsight, it was a stupid mistake to bring our worlds together.
Quoth dijonbray: "Spider babies?! FUCK. THAT."
Time to go, buckaroo. Sorry. In hindsight, it was a stupid mistake to bring our worlds together.
posted by Stanley at 21:33
4 Comments:
But I thought bayleaf aborted all the little spider fetuses by fire?
i. told. you. so.
add it to the stanley rule book:
1. no pills from strangers (especially soundguys who use the term "verb")
*2. no fucking black widows in the house. you should've taken note from my drunken rambles on how the black widow got its name in the first place.
glad you're ok, check your beard tho. that thing is a haven for small insects.
dijon rode his bike in front of my car on west main yesterday. i waved. i guess he didn't recognize me cause i was in a rental car after my accident last week. and to him i say "FUCK THAT".
i hope you and the housemates enjoyed the spider pet while it lasted.
Tony Perkins of focus on the family is going to organize a protest on your front lawn damning you for performing so many spider abortions.
we're trying to create a culture of life here, dudes.
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