Today I spent a not insignificant amount of time pondering exactly what an Anti-Social Security number would be. This fact alone goes a long way to explaining what's wrong with me.
You've found the secret! You know what we do when people exhibit anti-social behavio(u)r? We lock'em up. Same thing we do when if you change your social security number*. How else would we be able to track your every, bearded move?
* Does not apply to Mexicans (i.e. South of Rio Grandeians)
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You've found the secret! You know what we do when people exhibit anti-social behavio(u)r? We lock'em up. Same thing we do when if you change your social security number*. How else would we be able to track your every, bearded move?
* Does not apply to Mexicans (i.e. South of Rio Grandeians)
The middle digit.
ben is funny.
i thought of you immediately, Stanley, when i saw this yesterday: http://www.evil-comic.com/archive/20081013.html
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