Things one thinks about while endlessly painting trim and corners to suit the wishes of overly demanding landlords.

Is that up/down paint technique that Mr. Miyagi shows Danny in The Karate Kid actually a good way to paint? Because I'm totally doing it anyway, if only to pass the time.

A second possible verse could have a line about a machete, but I haven't figured it out yet.

In my ongoing mission to convert this blog into a one-stop all-neti-pot, all-the-time internet destination, I'll share with you the following: I'm going into week three of having to neti pot multiple times a day, and I now have a little nonsensical rap song I sing in my head while neti potting:

Do you like your spaghetti hot?
Do you wanna come over and neti pot?

Yeah, I dunno, man.