Thursday, March 31, 2011


I support you, anonymous headline writer:

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

We Be Blendin'

Looks like a chewy Syrah, right?

Monday, March 28, 2011

Today's Lessons

1. Socialism: not cool.

2. Free public street parking: cool?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Putting the emo in "meow"

A not too terrible band name would be Cat Sweater.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Bad Ideas

A bad idea for a fusion restaurant would combine the foods of Warsaw and Mumbai; it would be named "Polack Paneer".

Friday, March 11, 2011

Mare-y Fisher?

My pun fu is off-kilter. Normally, I'd be able to come up with something for this level of WTF?!:

But I got nothing.

Friday, March 04, 2011


Dear Local Bank:

I do not wish to enslave my friends.

And I don't take kindly to your suggestion that I do so.

Good day,