Ha!

I support you, anonymous headline writer:

We Be Blendin'

Looks like a chewy Syrah, right?

Today's Lessons

1. Socialism: not cool.

2. Free public street parking: cool?

Putting the emo in "meow"

A not too terrible band name would be Cat Sweater.

Bad Ideas

A bad idea for a fusion restaurant would combine the foods of Warsaw and Mumbai; it would be named "Polack Paneer".

Mare-y Fisher?

My pun fu is off-kilter. Normally, I'd be able to come up with something for this level of WTF?!:



But I got nothing.

Manumission

Dear Local Bank:

I do not wish to enslave my friends.



And I don't take kindly to your suggestion that I do so.

Good day,
Stanley