High-Water Mark

A bit belated, but worth sharing, I hope:

As I drove home from work Friday, the National Weather Service interrupted my NPR broadcast to inform me of some flash flooding south of here. The Service then reminded me that it's a very bad idea to drown, by way of this clever little slogan. I laughed aloud in my car, thinking of how that slogan might be greatly improved:

Turn Around
Don't Drown.
Fuck You, Clown.