Wednesday, August 29, 2007

On the occasion of one's birth, twenty-one years on

I'm loathe to engage in mockery of the inebriated, lest I find myself in such a predicament—drunken and mocked, that is.

And so it is with some reluctance and personal shame that I share the antics that ensued on or around A.Smith's recent completion of his twenty-first on this green Earth.

I should note, as a matter of pre-emptive defense, that I would greatly have preferred this sort of good-natured—healthy, even—intervention to that which befell me on my own twenty-first. (Some unsavory lout employed the clever ruse of telling me a shot of cheap gin and tabasco was instead a tasty cocktail combination. The bastard.)

Moreover, I suppose, I should apologize in advance to Mr. Smith. Hey, Mr. Smith: I'm sorry I'm about to post a funny video of you on my blog.

Video: after the jump here

8 Comments:

Blogger MB said...

Ah, the old milk and banana trick.

Thanks for the laugh

29/8/07 1:51 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

i am not seeing a video

29/8/07 3:26 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Really? Did you click on the "read more" link?

You can also see it here.

29/8/07 3:29 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

I see it now. "Read more" links don't always make it all the way to Montana. Is that John Mayer?

29/8/07 3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

indeed, ray, this is a well written post. i think we provied quite the celebration for Adam. people should hire us to throw 21st birthday parties.

-wall street

29/8/07 10:44 PM  
Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

WTF? Do milk and banana in combination make people pee? Or only drunk people? I have had bananas on my milky cereal many a time without having to pee immediately.

30/8/07 7:57 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

TMK: I think the "peed yourself" remark is referring to lingering wetness on his pants from an earlier squirt gun incident, which wetness suggested urine (as it was located in his crotchal region).

30/8/07 1:22 PM  
Blogger The Modesto Kid said...

Ah. I was not picking up on this. Looks like a fun evening.

30/8/07 1:33 PM  

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