Friday, August 24, 2007

When was the last time you checked out an Andrew Dice Clay movie?

AS OF THIS MOMENT::
Richmond, Virginia ->
Charlottesville, Virginia ->
Philladelphia, Pennsylvania ->
Columbus, Ohio ->
Cleveland, Ohio ->
Columbus, Ohio ->
Springfield, Ohio ->
Indianapolis, Indiana ->
Peoria, Illinoise.

At first there were mountains and trees and hills and lots of rain and now there are corn fields and trees and soybean fields with signs for genetically altered seeds and low-flying clouds and signs promoting jesus and gun ownership and really, really flooded farms. Plus a lot of road work being done. The midwest is awesome.

Why doesn't Wallmart sell beer?

2 Comments:

Blogger Stanley said...

Illinoise

Maybe it's about time you switch out that Sufjan CD. It's a long drive, with plenty of time for a variety of music.

25/8/07 4:21 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Update from the cellar: Ryan's replacement.

As a part-time peon at Ryan's former place of employment, I got the scoop on his replacement and some of his various hijinx (originally chronicled here).

He will stand and stare at the coffee-maker and watch it brew an entire pot.

At 4:50 he sits for 10 minutes and watches the time-card clock tick to 5:00 before punching out.

He takes off work to care for a sick child and baby-mama who do not exist.

He took a day off because he "didn't feel like working."

All of this is true. and Awesome.

27/8/07 11:39 AM  

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