One time, back in the sweet spot that was middle school, a guy dumped his girlfriend for me, citing that she was like a velcro wallet with nothing in it, and I like a leather wallet with $50 and a Pepsi card. Boy sure knew how to charm me with his analogies.
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Jon, you asshat. You were the "other" band in comments, because the post was about Band B.
asshat? You truly hear a new word everyday!
One time, back in the sweet spot that was middle school, a guy dumped his girlfriend for me, citing that she was like a velcro wallet with nothing in it, and I like a leather wallet with $50 and a Pepsi card. Boy sure knew how to charm me with his analogies.
A Pepsi card?
asshat: new word?
"Get it on in the late evenings and late mornings": i'm filing that under "doth protest too much".
TMK: I was equally confused by this Pepsi card. Now, a fully loaded Book It! pin? That would've had some romantic capital back in the day.
neoskep: definitely not a new word, but I guess it was new to eekbeat—a sure sign I'm not cursing nearly enough when I'm around her. I love that word.
Stanley, I think I curse enough for the both of us.
You know, Pepsi-sponsored baseball, Nascar, etc., cards. Collector items. I grew up in TN, okay.
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