Hum 'n' Shred

So:

1. Two co-workers today proclaimed their categorical hatred of hummus, which, yes, sounds impossible. But I suppose that no single foodstuff can be universally adored, plus their hatred means more hummus for the hummus-loving among us—a policy view I can only too happily get behind.
   
   However, their reason for not liking hummus—texture resembling maggots—well that's just batshit crazy.
   
   
2. This huge paper-shredder truck came to work today. It was sort of like a dump truck, except with a giant, menacing-looking shredder on it. So rad.
   
   I confess that I get irrationally excited about paper shredding, and I absolutely love using the small office shredder we have at work. Such a big shredder? Would have been ecstasy.
   
   
3. Plus: Tonight at band practice, I pointed out to a visiting friend that his fly was down. Not thirty seconds later, my own XYZ-ness was pointed out to me. Whoops!