Ow.

I'd like to inform you that I suspect I have an ingrown nose hair, and I have no idea how to deal with it.

Consider me a fan.

Am I like the last one on the planet to learn that the Richmond Braves are no more and there's now the Richmond Flying Squirrels? In any event, awesome.

Oh man, ew.

It would be supes gross if you had lice to walk up to someone shouting, "Say hello to my little friends!" while rubbing your head in that person's direction. Supes gross.

Woof

Hey! I thought of a joke. Works better in spoken form, but here you go:

Q: Why aren't dogs welcome at social events?
A: Because they got faux pas.