When you're right, you're right.

I received a most sage and enlightened computer error today: "You cannot make requests in the past."

No. No I cannot.

Songs.

Not to brag, but my Holiday Mix is already looking good.

The Pedaling Pedant

Wow, whoever did this sure is a big jerk:



(Taken here)

They are...imaginary!

I saw these in the grocery store yesterday and did a double take:



Does that say "Mr. Dragon Fire Chips"? HOLY SHIT IT DOES!

It's comforting in a way to know that the people thinking up new kinds of Doritos are totally stoned. I mean, who eats Doritos anyway? Stoned people, that's who.