Fratty Lite

The frat-boy set has a knack for getting me to roll my eyes, especially when they talk about "getting wasted, brah" and the like.

When I hear similar statements come from the mouth of a middle-aged co-worker, it's simply eerie. For example:

Co-worker: [Sighs]
Stanley: Sounds like your day's going like mine.
Co-worker: I assure you mine's much worse.
Stanley: For what it's worth, I'm about to take three aspirin.
Co-worker: Aspirin won't help with me. My entire intention tonight is to get as drunk as humanly possible and pass out.

Uh, sweet,...dude.